I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
my poor anus
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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