id be glad to
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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