we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD