U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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