Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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