fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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