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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you really are a gigantic fucking slut.

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  sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text

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  it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome

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  second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  okay we need to get tested.

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  no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.

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