hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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