i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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