why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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