mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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