I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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