i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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