420 ftw
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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