so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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