Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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