I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
