we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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