Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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