He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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