He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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