i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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