Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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