i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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