Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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