I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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