Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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