i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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