so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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