R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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