Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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