I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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