u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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