thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Is it penis luge time yet?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
