i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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