you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i already hear my dad disowning me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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