When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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