did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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