You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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