is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's blow job season.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The Olympian is in my bed
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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