Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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