PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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