There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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