Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.