Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".