He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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