just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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