Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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