Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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