didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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