If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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