She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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