He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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