do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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i came on her dog
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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