I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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